You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Randomize