She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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