Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Someone came in the potted fern
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
A+ Viking dick
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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