I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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