Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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