i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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