In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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