so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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