Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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