Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
tequila makes me forget i have legs
How's work?
Spinning.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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