i don't plan on having that self control this summer
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
