ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
