"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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