can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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