So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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