There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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