I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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