Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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