I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
All the doctor said was why
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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