Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
of course. lets lasso hookers.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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