So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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