HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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