Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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