well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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