The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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