therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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