the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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