hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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