Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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