Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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