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(909): View more from California

It's Friday. Sex?

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(941): View more from Florida

CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

He looks like he'd be great Lego character.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL

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(574): View more from Indiana

My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."

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(425): View more from Washington

Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.

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