Don't you send me to vm
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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