I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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