My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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