But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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