so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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