How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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