They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
