the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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