I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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