I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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