I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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