THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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