Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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