The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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