They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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