i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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