I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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