I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
