So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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