My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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