one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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