Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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