Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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