so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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