That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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