Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think a kid would responsible me up
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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