hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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