The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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