plz talk dirty to me
i think my mom watched the whole time
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
