Its about making memories worth repressing
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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