come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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