I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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